Subject to evaluation if “Accomplished”,on 23rd birthday next year, of course.
Will be on time for appointments, regardless how much I hate (aside from being on time itself) to wait for e.g. late companion. The cows flying would be more likely to happen than my being not late but punctuality (which is a good thing most of the time) deserves a shot so will make haste moving thy arse. Will take herculean effort to resist dallying but even Rome was not finished in a day.
Will eat more nutritious food and practice a healthier diet to help prolong life and look my best self. Giving up French fries, burgers, junk food and excessive chocolates would cause withdrawals but will make serious effort to eat green leafy vegetables without thinking of throwing them back right up before mastication process.
Will realize that, while many men are pigs whose vile existence should be eradicated for the welfare of all, there are really some out there who perve wisely, who can talk about sex without being offensive, who don’t appear to be pompous asses too full of their conceited selves, and there are still those who don’t give you the impression that they are chauvinistic, starved sex predators who ought to be shot and lynched.
Will find goodness in the aforementioned pigs …there has to be goodness in them, right?
Will spend money more wisely and control hoarding of clothes and books. Even if books are a good investment, I would only get those which I would actually read. (I REALLY should not have bought that cookbook).
Will strive to extend slimming thread of patience and reduce death threats to fellow human being whenever one is being offensive and rude and unkind. While patience is a virtue that is sporadic in my system, there’s no point of disgracing self even to express thoughts. Body is still a temple.
Will cuss less, or practice cussing in a disguised manner. Not only will this consequentially hone skills in appropriately and creatively using English idiomatic expressions and figures of speech, but will minimize the circulation of hatred and negative emotions in your conversation when cussing is involved (especially if the object of your dislike does not share your educational background).
Will comb hair, for altruistic reasons though. While self does not care much for unruly tresses, this would significantly lower the level of stress of people who are bothered with them.
Will be on time for appointments, regardless how much I hate (aside from being on time itself) to wait for e.g. late companion. The cows flying would be more likely to happen than my being not late but punctuality (which is a good thing most of the time) deserves a shot so will make haste moving thy arse. Will take herculean effort to resist dallying but even Rome was not finished in a day.
Will eat more nutritious food and practice a healthier diet to help prolong life and look my best self. Giving up French fries, burgers, junk food and excessive chocolates would cause withdrawals but will make serious effort to eat green leafy vegetables without thinking of throwing them back right up before mastication process.
Will realize that, while many men are pigs whose vile existence should be eradicated for the welfare of all, there are really some out there who perve wisely, who can talk about sex without being offensive, who don’t appear to be pompous asses too full of their conceited selves, and there are still those who don’t give you the impression that they are chauvinistic, starved sex predators who ought to be shot and lynched.
Will find goodness in the aforementioned pigs …there has to be goodness in them, right?
Will spend money more wisely and control hoarding of clothes and books. Even if books are a good investment, I would only get those which I would actually read. (I REALLY should not have bought that cookbook).
Will strive to extend slimming thread of patience and reduce death threats to fellow human being whenever one is being offensive and rude and unkind. While patience is a virtue that is sporadic in my system, there’s no point of disgracing self even to express thoughts. Body is still a temple.
Will cuss less, or practice cussing in a disguised manner. Not only will this consequentially hone skills in appropriately and creatively using English idiomatic expressions and figures of speech, but will minimize the circulation of hatred and negative emotions in your conversation when cussing is involved (especially if the object of your dislike does not share your educational background).
Will comb hair, for altruistic reasons though. While self does not care much for unruly tresses, this would significantly lower the level of stress of people who are bothered with them.
